REALEST zodiac sign stuff
Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

katara:

janemba:

qualitymeat:

LMAO STOP

I love this so much

i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it 

(Source: paris666hilton, via eliaes)

i think it’s hilarious that my friends keep telling me i have feelings now.  but it’s like that joe budden tweet about when you want to feel suin you don’t know how. that’s me. Got a wall for life!

bosss-lady:

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

idiz-97 💘

cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

(Source: sad-nena, via chanelofhouston)